Thursday, June 5, 2014

Pregnancy Dreams

Pregnancy has brought on some weird dreams....  Here are a few

So, I just gave birth to twin girls and went to my grandparent's house.  I left the girls upstairs with people and a couple days later I realized that I FORGOT I HAD BABIES.  I went upstairs and my grandma was super upset, the babies didn't have clothes on and their was poop EVERYWHERE.  I woke up feeling the biggest guilt that I forgot I had given birth, to twins.

I was told by someone that a guy was coming to torture me by electrocuting me and there was not way I could escape.  When the guy came I yelled at him and said, "If you hurt me, you hurt the baby!"  He then said that instead, I just needed to do 52 volleyball attack line slides in the living room.  I finally got it out of him who sent him to do this to me.  He said it was my mom.  I then approached my mom and asked her why she would ever do that.  She said she wanted her art back.  I asked her what art and that I would give her back whatever she wanted; she didn't have to torture me! Then she said, "You have already started your stash,"  while pointing to a hair ball hanging from the bathroom ceiling.

Stewart and I were walking on Green Avenue in Manson, at the turn to go down towards Lindsea's and Janet's.  So, we were walking and we found a small rattlesnake so we decided to take it with us.  Stewart had it on his arm then he had to run ahead a bit for something so he gave it to me, but I had to hide it in my sweatshirt.  So, I let it crawl up my sleeve.  It was hanging out on my back when we realized how stupid of an idea it was to have a rattlesnake in my sweatshirt.  Stewart then helped me get it out and it was flung under some apple trees.  Then this homeless man comes and starts trying to pick it and one of my cousins goes to talk to the homeless man and is totally all about him.  Stewart and I start walking away, then we turned around and saw a bunch of cops and firefighters pointed guns, bombs, and lasers at the snake.  And there was this super old man is holding this huge laser gun, trips, and accidentally blows up the area where the snake was.


5 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha!! I'm impressed how you remember every detail! When I was pregnant with one of my kids I had a dream that I was stuggling to get a diaper on my baby and I couldn't because the baby was so big, the baby was Aaron lol... I always had dreams Aaron was cheating on me too and they felt SO SO real!

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    1. Hahaha the diaper was in hilarious! Were you actually trying to get one on him in your sleep?

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  2. Hope you aren't talking and walking with these dreams.

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